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Sardar To Pathan Main Ne Pichhlay

Sardar to Pathan: Main ne Pichhlay 20 Saalon Main 1 Baat note ki hai.. Pathan: Wo Kya? Sardar: Jab B Phaatak Bnd hota hai Tab Train Zaroor aati hai.:-) Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh...

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Pathan in Coffee Shop With Wife

Pathan in Coffee shop with wife Pathan: Jaldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jae gi Wife: Phr kia ho ga? Pathan: Bewaqof Rate List dkh Hot cofe Rs.15 Cold cofe Rs.45. Incoming search terms:india pictures 2012The...

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1 Pathan P.C.O Gaya or

1 Pathan P.C.O Gaya or jatey hi shopwaly ko 3 Zordar thapar mary . . Shop par likha tha, koi b ptcl number dial karne se phle 3 Lagain;- Geo Pathan. Incoming search terms:%scomedybrother sms in hindi...

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Har Chez Double Nazar Aa Rahi Hai

Pathan: yar aj tabiat thik nahi chakr a rahy hain har chez double nazar aa rahi hai Sheikh: jaldi se 1000 ka note agy karte hue ye lo wo 2000 jo tumse udhar liye thay Incoming search terms:pathan funny...

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Bhai Saab Time Kya Hua

Pathan: O bhai saab time kya hua hy? Admi: Abi rat k 10 bajey hen Pathan: suba sy puch raha hun Koi kuch batata hy koi kuch batata hy. Incoming search terms:pathan funny sms urdu%scomedy sms/pthan...

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3 Pathan Sharab Pee Kar

3 pathan Sharab Pee kar Taxi mai bethy, Ye dekh kar k teeno nashay mein hain, taxi wale ne garhi start ki aur phr band kr di or bola:?? “lo janab hum pohanch gay” 1st pathan ne Thanx bola, 2nd ne paise...

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Sardar aur Pathan SMS

Srdar: tum bike itni taiz Q chala rahe ho…? Pthan: ye leter urgent dena hai. Sardar: kahan? Pathan: addres parhny ka time nahi hai. Sardar: ok go fast. Incoming search terms:urdu pathan jokes new...

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LO JI Pathan KA AIK OR KARNAMA

LO JI pathan KA AIK OR KARNAMA Molvi jamaat se pehle bola: kisi ka paon saf se agay nhe hona chahiye Pechay khara ek pathan bola: Q “NO BALL” ho jaye gi kia The post LO JI Pathan KA AIK OR KARNAMA...

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Translate into English

Teacher; Translate into English “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Chhen le Mujse Hafiza Mera” Pathan: My Mind is Full of Data Base,O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case. The post Translate into English appeared...

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Teacher Is Ka Kia Matlab Hay

Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU” Pathan: is ka matlab hay “mein tumari miss hon” Incoming search terms:poetry on cegerite in urdu/The post Teacher Is Ka Kia Matlab Hay appeared first on...

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Tum Ne Hum Ko Paida Hone Se Pehle

Pathan: Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi to, Pathan: To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya Incoming search terms:latest pathan smsThe post Tum Ne Hum Ko...

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Pathan Apni Jaib Me Pathar Daal k

1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho? Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai. Incoming search terms:advance pongal wishes...

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1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta Hai

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai? 2nd Pathan: Nahi yara. 1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai?? Incoming search terms:www...

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Pathan Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi Ne

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya: Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai. Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata. Incoming search...

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Kapray Nichor Nichor k Thak Gayi Hon

Pathan’s Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay? . . . Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya. Incoming search terms:gud mrng qoutes to sistrpathan...

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Pathan Ki 10 Betiyan Thin

Pathan ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja k us k ghar 1 beta hua. Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga? Socho Nahi Pata? INTiZAR Khan. Incoming search terms:Pongal sms symbol designsThe post Pathan Ki 10 Betiyan...

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Pathan Ne 30 Rupay Ki Lotry Li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupay Ki Lotry Li. 1 Caror Ka Inaam Nikla. Tax Kat Kar 90 Lakh Mile, Pathan Bola: Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahiye Warna Humara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo. Incoming search terms:funny hindi status for...

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